A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
This is what happens when there's an empty moving bin on your floor, and a drunk kid falls out of his loft onto a glass mug. 250 gallons of water, soap, trash, etc. You can imagine the aftermath, considering we couldn't get it on video.
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Jake and Amir: Secret Santa
Presents, presents are no fun.
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
The Bad Breath Holdout
Ruining relationships for science.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Occupy Wall Street vs. The iPhone Line
This crowd is getting a little crowded.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
