One summer, I worked almost every night playing music in bars/restaurants. The owners would ply me with free food and alcohol (in addition to my not unreasonable hourly), and my paychecks went unspent as i lived off of cash tips. During self-scheduled breaks, i would wander outside to get high and hit on bachelorette parties. Sometimes, as i downed bourbon and rolled joints... Read More »
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