The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
A stopwatch that counts to 1000 hours? How could the iPhone get any better?!
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She's not asking for much.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Occupy Wall Street vs. The iPhone Line
This crowd is getting a little crowded.
Jake and Amir: Secret Santa
Presents, presents are no fun.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.