My mom, despite being a smart older lady is severely cell phone challenged. She's had the same burner off-brand flip phone for six years and refuses to try to learn anything about it. Every, and I mean every single time I talk to her she tells me I'm so loud and asks me to turn down the volume. And every time I explain to her she has to turn it down on her *own* phone.... Read More »
She did this with her mind.
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The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Always Open with Dave Koechner (featuring Maya Rudolph)
Dave and Maya create the best song ever written in a booth about muffins.
Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 3 (with Hoodie Allen)
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.