Just put a baby to sleep while playing an MMO. Did it by bouncing a chair with my big toe.
It's funny to imagine this cat just lost his job.
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Very Mary-Kate: Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Jake and Amir: Rap Teacher 3 (with Hoodie Allen)
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.