So, back when I was in High School, I'm driving home one night from a friend's house when I get pulled over. The cop that pulls me over is the father of a girl I had hooked up with after a party a week before. Anyway, he's grilling me about why my eyes were "bloodshot". I knew him but he didn't know me, but he kept pushing it, asking me if I was high, if he made... Read More »
Sadistic father sends six year old daughter into Yankee Stadium bleachers armed with a video camera attached to a Red Sox hat. The father is the one giving the 'Suck It' motion. Watch carefully as you can see him mouth "I'm So Sorry."
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Revenge is a dish best reheated in the microwave.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Jake and Amir: Secret Santa
Presents, presents are no fun.



Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.