I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
The ladies come to Brad's cubicle for his subtle sense of humor, but they stay for his cutting-edge dot-matrix technology.
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