A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
We're going to try to make a new show every day for June and July. Our friend Dan is hosting it before he goes to work. In today's episode, he finds a crazy Kung-Fu guy on the street, comes back to his studio with him, and gets his ass kicked.
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My presents, are my presents.
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Abraca-orgasm.
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The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
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This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
