One of my housemates eats loads, so she uses two cupboards for all her food, and refused to give one up for the new girl that moved in two weeks ago. Today, the new girl left the cooker on under her cupboard and melted all her chocolate. Justice served.
In today's episode, Dan hits the streets and gives a few warm compliments... just not to you.
Topics
Pranks
Like this Video
Siri Argument
Don't drag her into this.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Occupy Wall Street vs. The iPhone Line
This crowd is getting a little crowded.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.



Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.