A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Cartoon noises can make anything seem more sophisticated.
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I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
this is how we trip at school
Good Neighbor takes you on a journey of magic mushroom proportions.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
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The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Battlestar Galactica RPG
So save we all.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
