A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
It all comes to a climactic finale here at episode 39 of The Meth Minute. You are likely to shed a single tear as all the characters sing a heartfelt ballad about this animated series that burned bright and fast like a shooting star. Thanks for watching,
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