One of my housemates eats loads, so she uses two cupboards for all her food, and refused to give one up for the new girl that moved in two weeks ago. Today, the new girl left the cooker on under her cupboard and melted all her chocolate. Justice served.
100% gibberish and still funnier than Carlos Mencia.
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The Bad Breath Holdout
Ruining relationships for science.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Jake and Amir: Thanksgiving Feast
Turkey dinner tonight?
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Best of Dorkly: Tails Can't Die
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.



It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
Turns out man's best friend is kind of a dick.
Impossible challenge: look at these pictures without wincing.
Cops that are so bad they're good. They're good cop bad cop all on their own.
Ah, Japan, where even the buses are weird and unsettling.
"I heard Europe is lovely this time of year" "You heard wrong"
Drunk people inventing things to get them drunker
Disorder on the court