"At the beep, please destroy any chance of going out with this woman..."
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview
At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Hardly Working: Breaking Bad
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.