If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
"Check 1.. 2... is anybody even listening?"
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From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
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It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
