Once, after really intense sex with a high school crush I had recently reconnected with, the first thing she said to me while we were both still trying to catch our breath was "You must hungry from doing all that work, want me to make you a sandwich?"......I almost proposed.
This guy's shirt is awesome. His hearing is not.
Topics
sex
Like this Video
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Save Greendale (with the cast of Community)
These human beings are proud to be Human Beings.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Occupy Wall Street vs. The iPhone Line
This crowd is getting a little crowded.
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
