Sketch: March of Shame

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If Mother Nature knew, she'd be so disappointed.

 

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Hail "Thatan"

To My Dear Roommate: I'm sorry if I made you fear for your life. I'm not a Satanist. I just wanted you to GTFO for a few days so I could move out in peace. Since you (among all your other "charming" qualities) always taunted me mercilessly about my speech impediment and I know you love doing your Helen Keller impressions for the hearing-impaired girl across the... Read More » hall, I just didn't want you bullying my deaf father while he helped me move my fridge out from underneath your garbage. I probably went to far with the altar and the upside-down cross, but I didn't see your ugly mug again until I was comfortably situated in my new room. Admittedly, I felt a little guilty when you handed me a "Have You Let Christ into Your Heart?" pamphlet a week later. Thorry about that, thister.

cast
Guys Adam Newman
Nick Horsman
Parents Mike Perozzi
Girls Logan Tracey
Kelly Scanlon
Students Jon Thornton
Girls Joanna Spinks
Students Eric Strauss
Guys Eric Lodwick
Parents Debbie Skaler
Guys David Futernick
Girls Beth Erin Anderson
Alex Ward
Narrator Tom Kane
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Director Sam Reich
Writer Dan Gurewitch
Producer Sam Reich
Jordan Hall
Eva Wong
Cinematography Vincent Peone
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Editor David Fishel
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Adam Weinberg
Production Coordinator Adam Newman
Sound Mixer Kurt Seery
Gaffer Corey Fontana
Assistant Editor Caitlin Oppermann
Post Production Manager David Fishel