A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
It sure is hard to enjoy a play when a time traveler keeps warning you about the future. Good thing Lincoln and his jaundiced friend are determined.rnrnDirected by: Aditya EzhuthachanrnEdited by: Liz ColernrnFor a robot doing standup, a 1950's advice colu
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