Sketch: Phillip Ellis, CEO Retirement Roast

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If this was the kind of roast Phillip's wife could eat, she would.

 

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cast
Phillip Ellis Jr. Amir Blumenfeld
Mrs. Ellis Betsy Newberry
Phillip Ellis Chris Henney
Bill Stickley Lev Gorn
Vance Johnson Mario Corry
John Stalking Tony Mitchell
crew
Director Sam Reich
Writer Amir Blumenfeld
Producer Eva Wong
Ben Joseph
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor Adam Weinberg
Production Manager Jordan Hall
Art Director Jen Dunlap
Production Coordinator Adam Newman
Location Manager Dan Navetta
Sound Mixer Kurt Seery
Gaffer Corey Fontana
Assistant Editor Caitlin Oppermann
Production Assistant Steve Cozzarelli
Post Production Manager David Fishel