Once, after really intense sex with a high school crush I had recently reconnected with, the first thing she said to me while we were both still trying to catch our breath was "You must hungry from doing all that work, want me to make you a sandwich?"......I almost proposed.
Not since the Good Burger theme song have meat and pop music been paired so literally.
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Jake and Amir: Secret Santa 2
My presents, are my presents.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
Save Greendale (with the cast of Community)
These human beings are proud to be Human Beings.
Best of Dorkly: Tails Can't Die
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
Turns out man's best friend is kind of a dick.
Impossible challenge: look at these pictures without wincing.
Cops that are so bad they're good. They're good cop bad cop all on their own.
Ah, Japan, where even the buses are weird and unsettling.
"I heard Europe is lovely this time of year" "You heard wrong"
Drunk people inventing things to get them drunker
Disorder on the court
