Once, after really intense sex with a high school crush I had recently reconnected with, the first thing she said to me while we were both still trying to catch our breath was "You must hungry from doing all that work, want me to make you a sandwich?"......I almost proposed.
Don't try this at home -- the wave's won't be big enough.
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Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Siri Argument
Don't drag her into this.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Occupy Wall Street vs. The iPhone Line
This crowd is getting a little crowded.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
Turns out man's best friend is kind of a dick.
Impossible challenge: look at these pictures without wincing.
Cops that are so bad they're good. They're good cop bad cop all on their own.
Ah, Japan, where even the buses are weird and unsettling.
"I heard Europe is lovely this time of year" "You heard wrong"
Drunk people inventing things to get them drunker
Disorder on the court
