A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
chillin on the beach @ spring break when we noticed this guy tryin to hook up with this girl.. the rest is on the video..;) play that shit!! ~AyYoTheGuy
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