I work on a ferry that travels between the US and Canada. One day at work a lady came up to me and she was big, a solid 350 pounds. She told me she had dropped about $10 worth of loonies and toonies ($1 and $2 Canadian coin), quarters, and nickels in one of the women's restroom toliets and asks if we can get them out for her. While this already is kind of gross me and a... Read More »
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