I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
TWILIGHT is an action-packed, modern day love story between a vampire and a human. Why don't you imagine the first time the couple makes love? Now write it down, post it on the internet, and allow Chris Gethard dramatically read it back to you.rnrnGramatt
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Occupy Wall Street vs. The iPhone Line
This crowd is getting a little crowded.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?



Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.