I used to work as a cashier at grocery store, and one day while I was working up near the entrance to the store, there was all this crazy noise outside. A glance out the front window revealed that the noise was in a fact several fully-automatic weapons being fired at a speeding SUV directly in front of the store. Needless to say, everyone freaked out and hit the deck, myself... Read More »
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