I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Instead of saying, "Play dead," I say, "Bang Bang," as if I were shooting him.
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