My grandpa went to one of the few remaining Blockbusters and looked around the store for an hour before finally confronting an employee. He asked where he could find the movie "Blue Ray", because everyone was talking about it lately. I wouldn't have ever believed it if he hadn't told me himself.
"No fair! She's already hooked up to a dialysis machine."
Hardly Working: Leaked Nude Photos
When news of Olivia Munn's hacked phone hits the office, it's too appalling to ignore. Like, at all.
Jake and Amir: Kobayashi
The boy who cried weiner.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
The Hunger Games Game
Based on the hit novels and movie, it's the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Jake and Amir: Chugging
Don't fear the beer.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.