If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Sarah Palin can ruin any relationship. (From the UCB Theatre in Hollywood 11/7)
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Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Jake and Amir: Break
How I spent my winter vacation.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.