I work at a fast food fried chicken restaraunt. Among our menu items are chicken tender meals ranging from 2 tenders to 35 tenders. Tonight, a woman came in and in all seriousness asked me "How many tenders come in the 25 tender meal?" It took every ounce of me not to reply with "I'm not sure, let me go check with my manager."
Even this guy got a number eventually. Now you have no excuse.
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