A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
The real winners are the ones who didn't have to do laundry right after this.
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This crowd is getting a little crowded.
Breaking Bad RPG
The only game that's also a controlled substance.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
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When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
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Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
