Your backbeats were 1/16th off on the 44th measure. You have greatly shamed Rush.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
The Adventures of Kim Jong Un
A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Skyrim Hoarders
The A&E reality series visits Tamriel and discovers the only thing more dangerous than dragons, is yourself.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.