I was talking with some of my friends and we where conversing about prom, I was talking to them saying I don't care how a guy asks me. I'm not that anal or stupid about someone asking me out to the dance, when a guy walks by me and says, "Don't worry no ones asking you to prom anyway."
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| cast | |
| Chris | Chris Principe |
| Geoff | Geoff Haggerty |
| Beautiful Woman | Heidi Niedermeyer |
| Old Woman | Mary Guss |
| Vase | Stefan Lawrence |
| crew | |
| Director | Matt Pollock |
| Writer | Elephant Larry |
| Producer | Eva Wong |
| Cinematography | Corey Fontana |
| Editor | Matt Pollock |
| Production Manager | Bennett Wilson |
| Art Director | Andy Myers |
| Makeup | Shawna Greenleaf |
| Production Coordinator | Steve Cozzarelli |
| Location Manager | Dan Navetta |
| Art Assistant | Lauren Sieczkowski |
| Gaffer | Eric Hora |
| Post Production Coordinator | Spencer Griffin |
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