If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
This is what the actual Titanic does when it wants to feel like the king of the world.
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The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
Hardly Working: Leaked Nude Photos
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Lines are signs of sublime times.
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The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
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The customer's always wrong.
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Don't flush your dreams away.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
