A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
The Whitest Kids U Know Movie!
Like this Video
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Jake and Amir: Secret Santa
Presents, presents are no fun.
The Bad Breath Holdout
Ruining relationships for science.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
The Breath Expert
Meet a man with an unusually useless talent.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
