The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
In honor of Appalachian State's amazing upset victory over Michigan Football today, we bring back ASU's other best accomplishment... this recruitment video.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
this is how we trip at school
Good Neighbor takes you on a journey of magic mushroom proportions.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
North Korean Photoshop Tutorial
There's no crime against humanity a spot brush can't fix.
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.