Last spring I went to a party at the end of the semester in an apartment complex; it was decently big, there were at least a hundred to a hundred and fifty people in and around the hosts' apartment, but everyone was doing a really good job of keeping the noise down. Around one in the morning a couple cops rolled up to the party and started looking for the guys who were... Read More »
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