A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Had to rent a camcorder from the school for a project. Found this on the built-in memory from long before I got it. rnMy guess is that they're rehearsing for an acid trip.
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