If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
"I guess it's kind of impressive," said God.
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Dave and Maya create the best song ever written in a booth about muffins.
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Don't flush your dreams away.
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Lines are signs of sublime times.
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At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
