If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
I'm glad to see Jaws is getting more work.
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You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
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From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
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It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.