A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla, Carson Daly, Andy Milonakis, and Zach Galifianakis are all at the premeire of Sarah Silverman's movie and they are all apparently stoned.
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