My grandpa went to one of the few remaining Blockbusters and looked around the store for an hour before finally confronting an employee. He asked where he could find the movie "Blue Ray", because everyone was talking about it lately. I wouldn't have ever believed it if he hadn't told me himself.
Participial solutions to life's problems...like bear attacks.
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Don't flush your dreams away.
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A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.
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Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
