I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Sometimes, when famous trios of white guys won't get together in real life, you've got to mash them up yourself.
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