Does anyone else ever tell themselves that they are going to go to bed early, so they can wake up and do stuff in the morning and be an active member of society? In reality though, they end up surfing the web till 7 am and consequently fall asleep and wake up some time before dinner? This is the life of a lonely 70 year old ='(
Ashlee Simpson wants McDonalds fries when she gets drunk. Maybe we're not so different after all.
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If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
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It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
