A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
A hypnotist talks a room people into having sex with chairs. Regardless of if you buy it or not, there is a lot of footage of people pretending to have sex with chairs.
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