If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Don't you hate it when you forget to mute your laptop's start-up sound in a huge reading room filled with hard-working college students? It's just so... awkward.
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Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Occupy Wall Street vs. The iPhone Line
This crowd is getting a little crowded.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.