I went to the www.whitehouse.gov and went to Issues -> Fiscal Responsibility. When I tried to navigate to the page, I got a 404 page not found error.
"It's like.. if you have a good enough imagination the kids are little sperm and they're coming out."
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Jake and Amir: Club
Lines are signs of sublime times.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
Some Study That I Used To Know
Gotye sings about losing what's most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.