Someone dared her to do a shot of Pepto Bismol and Vodka, and it was a double-dog dare so she had to.

My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More » laughing. She doesn't even play rpgs.

February 13, 2012