One of my housemates eats loads, so she uses two cupboards for all her food, and refused to give one up for the new girl that moved in two weeks ago. Today, the new girl left the cooker on under her cupboard and melted all her chocolate. Justice served.
"Storming that beach was hell. There were enemy toddlers everywhere. We had to climb over sandcastles 12 inches high as beach balls and frisbees landed all around us. I survived, but we buried several of my friends in the sand."
Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
The Bad Breath Holdout
Ruining relationships for science.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
this is how we trip at school
Good Neighbor takes you on a journey of magic mushroom proportions.
Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.



It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
Turns out man's best friend is kind of a dick.
Impossible challenge: look at these pictures without wincing.
Cops that are so bad they're good. They're good cop bad cop all on their own.
Ah, Japan, where even the buses are weird and unsettling.
"I heard Europe is lovely this time of year" "You heard wrong"
Drunk people inventing things to get them drunker
Disorder on the court