Now there have been a lot of stories here about how much it sucks to push carts sometimes and how terrible customers are to us, but there is pros. I have found a winning $40 scratch off, $60 cash and $50 in Olive Garden gift cards in the past 2 months. Work isn't so bad in that sense...
And assuming you already know how to throw your own feces and masturbate publicly, you're pretty much there!
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