When I was in seventh grade I had a math teacher that considered herself tech savy. She would teach a lesson and then mess around on her computer. One day, after getting frustrated, she asked if anyone knew where the "any key" was on the keyboard. We tried to explain that she could press any key but she could not grasp the concept. She spent the rest of the class... Read More »
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