Just put a baby to sleep while playing an MMO. Did it by bouncing a chair with my big toe.
If your only child were kidnapped, how much would you pay to get him back? Fifty-thousand? Ninety-thousand? I bet you would pay even more than that...
Some Study That I Used To Know
Gotye sings about losing what's most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.
The Hunger Games Game
Based on the hit novels and movie, it's the new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Dr. Who RPG
Now available for the BBCSNES!



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.